Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh. Ba Ba Ba Ba Bad to the Bone . . . . (Pretend the song is playing in the background.)
This city never sleeps:
Now that Miss Emery has come to town.
With her hand to the bottle (okay, actually, she's breastfeeding), and her pack-a-day habit (diapers, that is), we're trying to get a little rest around here.
Isn't she sweet?! Don't let the faux-hawk fool you!
