Showing posts with label What We Find Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What We Find Funny. Show all posts

Monday, November 15, 2010

Pestilence

The Victim

"They have four blondes and two brunettes,"
Said one louse to another.
"You'll place forty nits on one,
And I'll plant one on their mother."

They schemed and plotted, and then they trotted
To the Matthews' house next morn.
And this is how the pestilence
Of Sunday past was born.

Then creepy, crawly (by gosh, by golly),
The lice infested the head of Raleigh!

She stood before the lengthy mirror
As Mom combed through her hair.
"You have a bug upon your head.
Oh no! There's more, I swear!"

One, two, three, and four.
Not one less, and not one more.

Then off to the CVS Pharmacy,
Dionne's shining prince did trod.
To break the Sabbath with pesticide
For hair. (It's rather odd.)

Scrub and suds. Investigate
The Hair for further nits.
(Without a magnifying glass
We were quite beyond our wits.)

From half past two 'til half past six
Under light of lamp,
Dallas picked through Raleigh's hair.
Oh, isn't he a champ??

Each girl with long blonde hair (plus Dal)
Was subsequently checked.
ONE nit was found in mother's hair,
Oh, what-the . . . ? What-the-heck?

"That was a 'louse-y' day," we said,
To the lifeless, dirty lice.
What a way to spend our day!
(But the family time was nice.)

The letter going 'round third grade
To warn us of the chance
Of catching a school-wide pestilence
Received no second glance.

But when we saw the indication
In poor Miss Raleigh's hair,
The recollection of the letter
Did make us stop and stare.

"Could they really come invade our space?"
We ponder each new day.
Just clean and clean and fumigate
And hope they'll stay away!




Monday, April 19, 2010

For Your Viewing Pleasure


I was reminiscing about our Ugly Dance Party this time last year, and thought I'd share this little gem-of-a-piece from about a month ago when Rikki and Kevin were visiting. I think our talent traces back through the Purdy line for sure!!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Nothing Like a Big Bum

 
A precious chapter in my life's history has ended today as summer officially began: these two memorable months of my one-on-one time with Madeline.  She really missed her preschool in Utah and all of her friends there, but I am glad that we didn't enroll her in preschool here, if only for the good memories she has of her preschool back in Utah.  (And because of the extra-special time we've spent together.)
Here she is on her last day of school (before we moved) with her teacher Mrs. Kathy Thomas.  It was the Friday before Easter, and they had a little Easter party, complete with an egg hunt and the bunny hop.  Madeline had this look of happy/sad on her face that's hard to explain.

We enrolled Madeline a little bit after the school year had already started, and Mrs. Kathy was unsure if they would have had room for her in the class.  Well, they made room for her, and Mrs. Kathy told me a few weeks later, "It turns out that Madeline is fitting in so nicely into our classroom.  She is such a joy to have in our class.  She is so well-adjusted."  And she said that Madeline was a "model student" that any teacher would be glad to have in their class because they teach the other kids how to act by their example.  You can tell this made me very proud!
Here's Madeline with Mrs. Keri.  She sure loves her teachers!  Too bad Mrs. Kim wasn't there when we were taking pictures.  Madeline's sad little bunny face is a heartbreaker!  It was a hard last-day for her.
Madeline is sitting next to her good friends Brianna Smith and Parker.  Parker had a little crush on Madeline this year.  I can't remember if I've written about it.  But his mom told me that he said, "Mom, sometimes I think she's so cute that I just want to kiss her!"  Parker moved away, too, to Washington.
Here's the other half of the class.

Since she's been back at home with me, I've felt like I had my little girl back!  I will be sad to see her go in the fall!  She helps me all morning, and we run errands together and play together and just talk.  She seems to be very mature for her age - she likes to talk about life a lot and why things are the way they are.  She is in constant observation of other people and seems like she'll be deeply grounded as she grows up.  She often wants to know "why" followed by a good discussion.  You've gotta watch yourself in front of her because she is constantly making an assessment.  She remembers EVERYTHING - not just good vs. bad, but what people were wearing, what people said, what people did . . . and she doesn't just remember things trivially, she is forming opinions and drawing conclusions.  And she remembers things from when she was THREE.  It's amazing.  It's a gift, actually.

She was looking out the window a couple of weeks ago and was like, "LOOK MOM!!  A GAZEBO!" as she pointed to a white limo rolling out of the parking lot.  It was cute.  I like this picture of the two girls together.  Madeline told me that she likes it a lot because her foot is off the ground.

Several weeks ago, she let us in on a little secret of hers that I should document for posterity.  She was in her bedroom feeling conscious of her Purdy-posterior, or shall I call it her Big Bum??  (She's FIVE!  How can she know yet if she has the genes for a heavy-duty derriere??)  Well now you all know she is a thinker, and this is what she was thinking about.  But then she shrugged to herself and said, "Nothing like a big bum!"

Oh, man, we got such a kick out of that one.  Oftentimes, I'll say that phrase ("Nothing like a _______") to lighten the mood or enjoy life.  For example, "There's nothing like a good thunderstorm," or "Nothing like a clean house," or "Nothing like fresh laundry," etc.  So I thought Madeline's version was hysterical!  Now we use it in other ways.  Kensington needs a diaper change: "Nothing like a big bum!"  Can't squeeze past someone?  "Nothing like a big bum!"  

Try it.  You'll like it.

Cuz there's nothing like a big bum.

And I'll miss you, Madeline.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Ugly Dance Party - Behind the Scenes

Looks like all of our fans are screaming for more!!

Did you LOVE the Ugly Dance Party?
Do you wonder how it all began?
Have you stayed up late just to watch the video one more time???

Check out these behind-the-scene videos from a night never to be forgotten!!
Jess has always had some pretty sweet ugly moves.



Here's some more.



This ugly move by Dionne is just so addicting.



Dallas has got some ooogly talent.

Maybe our inspiration began on our trip to Georgia. Or maybe it just runs in the family.

David Does Riverdance



Raleigh and Grandpa Bear (aka "Bo Bo") do their signature dance. (This dance is reserved for vacations only.)

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Speaking of the Dentist . . .

Say "Hello" to Cavity Girl!  

I hate to say it, but I have gotten some good laughs at her expense with this video.  Hey- she's cute with a half-paralyzed face!  I think we should play this one at her wedding someday . . .

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Spanish

The other day Dallas was sitting with Raleigh and Madeline discussing world policy or something when something came up in the conversation, and Madeline asked, "Is that Spanish?"  Raleigh asked, "Where do they speak that?"  to which Madeline answered, "China."  Raleigh quickly responded back (being the all-knowing older sister), "No.  They speak Spanish in Spanish Fork."*

*For readers outside of Utah, Spanish Fork is a small local town.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

New Kids Concert Photos (Because I Know You're Dying to See Them)

Sweet little Downs Syndrome fans.  Melts your heart.
If I had traded places with Shayla, I would've been like five people away.  But alas, she didn't offer to trade with me.  So I was more like eight people away.  sniffle.  Joey McIntyre was my imaginary boyfriend in 5th grade.  (The one in front in all black.)
The one in the front right here was my cousin Jessi's boyfriend.  (Or was it Jon?  I can't remember.)  Wait, no.  Our boyfriends were actually the Osmond brothers, who we hooked up with at EFY when we were 14.  Was the New Kids infatuation before or after that???
This is how we felt about the first opening act.  Really lame cover band. 
Overall a lot of fun!!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

OH. MY. GARSH.

 
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